Mysteriosa

Two year old with same IQ as Einstein

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 21:19:16 -0500

Password Selection

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 09:18:09 -0500

Office Worker: Hi. I'm new here and need access
IT Guy: Ok, let's get you set up in the system. What would you like for a password?
Office Worker: MickeyMinnieGoofyDonaldPlutoChipDaleSleepy
IT Guy: That's rather long for a password, no?
Office Worker: No. It says it has to be at least eight characters.

fuckyeahotmalecelebs: Johnny Depp

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 21:17:33 -0500

fuckyeahotmalecelebs:

Johnny Depp

queendoc: ex-genius: SuperHero Speed Dating

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 09:15:08 -0500

queendoc:

ex-genius:

SuperHero Speed Dating

Ask me anything

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 21:14:15 -0500

Ask me anything

musicofmyheart24-7: lyricalgraphics: You Wouldn’t Like Me -...

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 09:06:20 -0500

musicofmyheart24-7:

lyricalgraphics:

You Wouldn’t Like Me - Tegan and Sara

musicofmyheart24-7: fuckyeahrocknroll: David Bowie - Heroes

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 21:01:47 -0500

musicofmyheart24-7:

fuckyeahrocknroll:

David Bowie - Heroes

"I just wanted to hold you in my arms."

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 20:26:33 -0500

“I just wanted to hold you in my arms.”

- Muse - Starlight (via musicofmyheart24-7)

musicofmyheart24-7: fuckyeahrocknroll: Sweet - Ballroom Blitz

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 08:14:57 -0500

musicofmyheart24-7:

fuckyeahrocknroll:

Sweet - Ballroom Blitz

rosecolored: Kat Williams - Weed (via Jeffgothro)

Sun, 13 Dec 2009 20:13:43 -0500

rosecolored:

Kat Williams - Weed (via Jeffgothro)

And yo momma too!

Sun, 13 Dec 2009 08:09:57 -0500

And yo momma too!

376. LOVING THINGS YOU USED TO HATE AS A KID. NAPS AND BATHS ARE AMAZING. I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK I WAS THINKING WHEN I WAS 6 BUT I'M EXTREMELY DISAPPOINTED IN MYSELF.

Sat, 12 Dec 2009 20:08:09 -0500

(via dearworldwtf)

Photo

Sat, 12 Dec 2009 08:06:57 -0500

visualizeus: Horseshoe Bend / ladigue_99

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 20:06:52 -0500

visualizeus:

Horseshoe Bend / ladigue_99

372. THE NEW MOON SOUNDTRACK PRE-ORDER PACKAGE THAT COSTS $499.99! EXCUSE ME, WHAT? I COULD BUY A BABY WITH THAT MONEY. I COULD BUY I MONKEY FROM CHINA. I COULD BUY CHINA.

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 08:04:46 -0500

(via dearworldwtf)

"It started out with a kiss, how did it end up like this?"

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 23:07:27 -0500

“It started out with a kiss, how did it end up like this?”

- The Killers, ‘Mr. Brightside’ (via lyrically) (via musicofmyheart24-7)

Facts bout Kissing

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 23:03:41 -0500

emilydoll:

justbesplendid:

An act of kissing puts 29 facial muscles in motion. In other words, kissing can be used as an effective exercise to prevent the development of wrinkles

Lovers swap saliva containing various substances e.g. fats, mineral salts, proteins while kissing. According to latest studies, the exchange of the above substances can give a boost to the production of antibodies which are made specifically to deal with the antigens associated with different diseases as they are encountered.

As a rule, 66 percent of people keep their eyes closed while kissing. The rest take pleasure in watching the emotions run the gamut on the faces of their partners.

Smooching passionately for 90 seconds will elevate blood pressure and cause the pulse rate to go racing. It will also increase the level of hormones in the blood, thus reducing life by one minute.

It is thought that men who kiss their wives goodbye before going to work live five years longer than those who just slam the door. Men of the latter category are said to be more prone to traffic accidents.

Contrary to a popular belief, the Eskimos do not merely rub their noses against each other in a display of love and affection. The lips open up a bit once the olfactory organs of the kissing partners meet. Then the Eskimos take a deep breath and send the air out while holding their lips closed. After savoring the scent of each other, the partners press noses against each other’s cheeks and freeze for a minute of two.

The bodies of those engaged in kissing produce a substance that is 200 times more powerful than morphine in terms of narcotic effect. That is why the kissing partners can experience feelings of euphoria and bliss in the process.

Kissing can help women relax and ease the effects of stress.

On the average, a person spends 20,160 minutes (two weeks) of his life on kissing.

A kiss that lasts one minute can relieve your body of 26 calories. (source)

daringtobegreat: fuckyeah1990s: “Bohemian...

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 11:00:43 -0500

daringtobegreat:

fuckyeah1990s:

“Bohemian Rhapsody”-Queen-Wayne’s World Soundtrack-1992

I think everyone in the world now thinks of this scene when hearing this song, I know I do! (I also headbang, you just have to!)

Tell me something, I'm bored

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 22:56:52 -0500

Tell me something, I'm bored

musicofmyheart24-7: kissmykass: todayslyrics: guest...

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 10:51:00 -0500

musicofmyheart24-7:

kissmykass:

todayslyrics:

guest submission

fvp:The Beatles - Two Of Us