Mysteriosa

Two year old with same IQ as Einstein

Dec 18th

Password Selection

Office Worker: Hi. I'm new here and need access
IT Guy: Ok, let's get you set up in the system. What would you like for a password?
Office Worker: MickeyMinnieGoofyDonaldPlutoChipDaleSleepy
IT Guy: That's rather long for a password, no?
Office Worker: No. It says it has to be at least eight characters.

Dec 17th

fuckyeahotmalecelebs: Johnny Depp

Dec 17th

queendoc: ex-genius: SuperHero Speed Dating

Dec 16th

Ask me anything

Dec 16th

musicofmyheart24-7: lyricalgraphics: You Wouldn’t Like Me...

Dec 15th

Watch

musicofmyheart24-7: fuckyeahrocknroll: David Bowie - Heroes

Dec 15th

“I just wanted to hold you in my arms.”
— Muse - Starlight (via...

Dec 15th

Listen

musicofmyheart24-7: fuckyeahrocknroll: Sweet - Ballroom Blitz

Dec 14th

Watch

rosecolored: Kat Williams - Weed (via Jeffgothro)

Dec 14th

And yo momma too!

Dec 13th

376. LOVING THINGS YOU USED TO HATE AS A...

(via dearworldwtf)

Dec 13th

Dec 12th

visualizeus: Horseshoe Bend / ladigue_99

Dec 12th

372. THE NEW MOON SOUNDTRACK PRE-ORDER...

(via dearworldwtf)

Dec 11th

“It started out with a kiss, how did it end up like this?”
— The Killers, ‘Mr. Brightside’...

Dec 11th

Facts bout Kissing

emilydoll: justbesplendid: An act of kissing puts 29 facial muscles in motion. In other words,...

Dec 11th

Watch

daringtobegreat: fuckyeah1990s: “Bohemian Rhapsody”-Queen-Wayne’s World Soundtrack-1992 I think...

Dec 10th

Tell me something, I'm bored

Dec 10th

musicofmyheart24-7: kissmykass: todayslyrics: guest...

Dec 9th

“No one else can speak the words on your lips. Drench...”
— Natasha Bedingfield -...

Dec 9th

siddman: thedame:alanajoy: 

Dec 8th

“May your coming year be filled with magic and dreams and...”
— Neil Gaiman (from his blog)...

Dec 8th

silentsigh: A CUP OF JO

Dec 7th

“And above all, watch with glittering eyes the whole world...”
— Roald Dahl I totally and...

Dec 7th

(via ragetoons)

Dec 6th

Best Pin Up Shopping!!

Dec 6th

streetlightsonfire: imma-mermaidxx: Who’s the man? I...

Dec 5th

Formspring!

Dec 5th

Listen

musicofmyheart24-7: andytheasthmaticchef: bigmouthstrikesagainandagain: Why Don’t We Do It In the...

Dec 4th

“I’m glad the Indians have gambling casinos now. It makes me...”
— George Carlin I’ll probably...

Dec 4th

visualizeus: Chainsaws and Jelly: BJORG Jewelry

Dec 3rd

siddman: At last—the sequel to Bram Stoker’s classic novel...

Dec 3rd

I just need someone to talk to...

is that too much to ask for?

Dec 2nd

open me up and you will see. I'm a...

fallingoveryouu: (via not-just-an-urban-outfitter)

Dec 2nd

I may not be the prettiest girl...

icatn: thelovelybones:longlivethequeen:bowfolk:letstalkequality:loki1181:thedame: dailyyak: But...

Dec 1st